Santa Barbara can get weird but not THIS weird...

PENIS THEFT PANIC HITS CITY...

Amazing stuff in the Congo - articles starts:
"Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft."
[My favorite part:] 

"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," said Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko.  "But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said."

[smart police chieft!]

read entire article here:  Penis theft panic hits city...